The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to see through glass

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to walk on two legs

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!