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The power to explode on the moon
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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/
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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.
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The ability to fly while in an airplane
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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite
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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page
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The power to find the droid you're looking for.
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The power to peel stickers
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the power to die at will
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the power to see through bananas
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the ability to give a potato an orgasm
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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny
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The power to be distracted with grea
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the power to not have superpowers
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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks
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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.
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the power to fly but only upward
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The power to be called justin bieber
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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body
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The power to think of any superpower but not have it
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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.
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God tier Waste of Space
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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed
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The power to get an erection watching gay porn
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!