The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!