The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to die at will

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to catch em all

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to peel stickers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!