The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to pee ants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!