the power to seduce hats

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to be really itchy.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!