The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to be a normal person

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!