The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to not Waste time

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Death at will

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!