the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!