The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to die in one second

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!