To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to speak Braille.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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Asexual reproduction.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!