The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to fly indoors

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!