The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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KeemStar

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to state the obvious.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to die in one second

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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power to breathe

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!