The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!