The power to create nothing out of nothing

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to read

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!