The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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i like pie.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to die at will.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!