The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to catch em all

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to die at will

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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the power to see through bananas

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!