power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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i like pie.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to swim on land

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!