The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to seduce hats

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!