Have sex but not feel it

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to bleed

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to nit propely

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to understand math.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!