THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to pee poop

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have children at will.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!