The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to see through water

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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power to breathe

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The power to be born.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to die

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to see through horses

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to teleport through open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!