The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to die

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to be your self

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to be a normal person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!