- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

The power to not have any power.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

The power to read

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

the power to fart terrible gas

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

The power to speak Braille.

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

The power to die and get away with it

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

Pointless Super Powers