the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to die in one second

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to see through water

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!