the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to read captchas

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!