The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power of not knowing

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!