The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to make cats burp.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to ride a bike

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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Reverse Pooping

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to read captchas

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!