The power to pee poop

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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Find Waldo

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to have a black president

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!