i like pie.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to catch em all

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the power to not have superpowers

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Reverse Pooping

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!