The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!