The power to explode on the moon

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The power to fart upon command.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to make cats burp.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to read captchas

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The power to smell thoughts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!