The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to see through air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!