The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Find Waldo

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to be wrong

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!