The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!