the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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Asexual reproduction.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The Power to be aqua man

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!