The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to be pointless!

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to walk on two legs

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!