The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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Melting

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to read

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!