the power to fly indoors

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power of love

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power of exact change

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!