The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to snore.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to silence explosions.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!