The power to see through thin air

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to become retarded

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to Hi

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!