The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to read the TV

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!