The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Melting

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!