the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!