The power to swim on land

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!