The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to create shit

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!