The power to speak braille

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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To stab Djones

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Find Waldo

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!