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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times
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The power to piss lava.
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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.
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Facebook.
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The power to turn wine into water
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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3
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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.
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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.
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the power to convert farts into burps.
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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand
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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out
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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.
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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.
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The ability to sweat caramel
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The power to see into the present
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the power to change invisable when you blink
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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The ability to see everything in shades of green
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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!