The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Black power

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to die

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!