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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.
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The ability to sweat caramel
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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.
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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.
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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz
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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.
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The power to piss lava.
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The power to post the same shit twice.
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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids
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The power to turn wine into water
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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi
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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.
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the power to know black lives do NOT matter
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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy
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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.
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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more
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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.
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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.
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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.
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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!