The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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Power to develop diseases.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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the power to

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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God tier Waste of Space

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!