the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to potato.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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ability to fly in a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!