Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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Retractable teeth

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!