The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to potato.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!