The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

The power to create tree sap.

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

the power to lick your own tongue

The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

ability to fly in a plane

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!