The power to read the TV

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Facebook.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!