The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to read

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The power to use windows 10.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!