The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power to create shit

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

Retractable Teeth

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to simply walk into mordor

the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

The power to write a country song

the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

the ability to spell wrong

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!