ability to fly in a plane

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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Facebook.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!