The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to fuck everyone.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!