THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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Facebook.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!