The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!