The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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the power to

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!