The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power of love

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to have a small penis

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power of exact change

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!