- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

the power to glow in the dark only during the day

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power to snore.

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to post the same shit twice.

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to silence explosions.

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The power to thumb up your own comments.

The power to breathe without thinking about it.

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

the power to fly indoors

The ability to see through mirrors.

Pointless Super Powers