the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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i like pie.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!