The power to shit on command.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to Hi

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!