The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The ability to control the internet

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the ability to bend your leg.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!