The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power of exact change

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to read

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!