The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to peak braille

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the power to die at will

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the power to predict the past

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!