the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the power to die at will

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to shit on command.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!