The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!