The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to troll the Internet.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!