The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power of exact change

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power spite flower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!