The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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LIME

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!