The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

the ability to think of pointless superpowers

the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

The power to turn red blood cells red

The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

the power to masturbate just one time a day

The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

power to blow out candles with you arse

the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!