The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to peak braille

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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The power to sneeze backwards

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The ability to see through glass.

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!