The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to think of a funny power

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!