The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to shit someone elses pants.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!