The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

The power to understand myspace

The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

The power to create the superduper best pointless power

The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

power to eat chicken raw!

The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

the power to think of powers

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

the power to dance in the dark

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!