the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to see into the present

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to use windows 10.

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Retractable teeth

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!