The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to die at will

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to predict the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!