The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to read

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The power to pee ants.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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Facebook.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of love

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!