The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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the power to say candlejack and li

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the power to speak in sign language.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the power to die at will

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!