The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to read the TV

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!