The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to jizz on cue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!