The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

Turning wine into water.

The power to have 1 second invisibility.

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

The power to lick your own tongue

the power to poo pineapples

Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

The ability to change a food to the exact same food

The power to have cancer.

THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.

The power to never have sex....jack.

The power to sit anywhere

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

The power to think of a funny power

the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The power to use windows 10.

the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

The power to turn into a plant cell

the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!