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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes
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Turning wine into water.
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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was
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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.
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The power to have cancer.
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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.
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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O
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The power to never have sex....jack.
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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand
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The ability to change a food to the exact same food
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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.
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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt
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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that
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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.
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The power to think of a funny power
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The ability to bleed lava
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Smoke vision
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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3
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THe power to be able to walk through unlocked doors.
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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids
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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..
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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh
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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.
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The power to turn into a plant cell
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!