The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to fly....underwater

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to make to much coffee

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to grammar.

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!