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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to look into the past

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!