The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the power to poop pee

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!