the ability to hover

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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the power to be powerless.

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the power to poop pee

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!