the power to be powerless.

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Steel kidneys

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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NMR Vision

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to look into the past

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!