The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Steel kidneys

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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the power to be powerless.

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!