The ability to park very acurately

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to grammar.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!