The power to fart snot

the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

The power to see into the present

The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

The power to shit on command.

The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

Poop

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

the power to toast bread without a toaster

Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

Diamond hard left nipple!

The power to make tea appear at will

The power to go back in time but never go forward

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

ability to find good woman drivers

The power to speak in morse code

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!