The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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To stab Djones

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!