To stab Djones

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The power to have no power.

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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LIME

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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Steel kidneys

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!