Batman

the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

The power rangers

The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

The power to write on this website

The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

to be bradley

The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

the power to burp a fart

having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

the power to stop your addiction to placebos

The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

the ability to shit active helicopters

the power to speak in sign language.

The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!