The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The power to peak braille

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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Poop

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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the ability to see fairy's

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!