The power to restate the obvious.

The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

the power to not watch south park

The power to have no powers

To stab Djones

The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

Chinchilla whispering abilities

The Power the run away when there is a crime

The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

The power to levitate only down stairs

The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

Thhe ability to cry acid

the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!