The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to burp a fart

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Batman

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to write on this website

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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to be bradley

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The power rangers

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!