ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to piss people off.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the ability to be Bill Gates in bankruptcy

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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meh.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!