The power to fart anytime i want to.

the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

The power to eat just one lays potato chip

The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

The ability to walk over ball pits.

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

The power to post the same shit twice.

the ability to spell wrong

The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!