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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.
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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley
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the power to make pigs fly.
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+148
The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you
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+148
The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.
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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors
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the power to break down public transport on hot days
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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching
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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it
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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.
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The power to fly....underwater
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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.
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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.
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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital
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the ability to spell wrong
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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers
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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.
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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.
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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.
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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time
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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.
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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you
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the power to think of powers
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the power to make body fat go away
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!