being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power

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the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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vomitspit

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!