The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the power to make a contraceptive spell by waving your hand over your belly

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!