The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to float for half a second

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!